Welcome to the CLINIC SCHADENFREUDE
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About the ClinicClinic Schadenfreude was founded in 1840, it's current owner being Conrad Thorne, a 32 year old doctor.It exists in the plane between life and death, a last chance for one to regain their life, during or after death. Time goes by differently here, so don't worry about that!This is where your soul [and sometimes your body] goes as your life slips right out of your hand. The staff will try their best to help your soul heal as they get your body to regain life. This procedure will not always be successful.


Meet the staff
Read about the lovely people that will be nursing you back to health, at your own risk.

Dinky
Also known as "Doktor"
A skilled Doctor / Forensic Pathologist.
Conrad
Administrator Thorne
He is the third owner of the clinic and takes care of it.
Jane
"Scatter-brain-Jane"
Head nurse who suffers from short-term memory loss.
Raph
Raphael Woelfel
An appreciated Janitor, rather quiet but does his work.
Tila
Soul-Surgeon Tila
The clinics main surgeon, re-attaches souls to their bodies.
Hazar
Balthazar Quirkmeister
Leads the mental facility, and takes care of lost souls.
Masha
Lunch entity
Rules the cafeteria and prepares daily meals.


Relationships within the staffMost staff get along well, some are closer and others don't interact at all, although all of their life's intertwine.Having to spend an eternity with the same 7 people does things to you. Of course, there's other staff, but not alot, and they're more like zombies - or helper bees? So there isn't much to them.

Friend groupsThere's two main friend groups, of course these arent exclusive, but you will see these people hang out with each other the most.Dinky - Conrad - Hazar - Tila
Conrad was Tila's and Dinky's mentor, teaching them everything they need to know in order to work at the clinic. Hazar is Conrad's younger sister, and she get's along with the other two aswell.
Jane - Raphael - Masha
Raphael and Masha are both rather quiet, so they love hanging out, smoking together and just enjoying quiet. Jane is more extrovered, but she found love in Raphael. Masha and Jane get along thanks to their shared love for food.


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Lore about each character indivduallyDinky
No one know's what her actual name is, not even herself. Conrad has started calling her that without any deeper meaning, right after he stitched her back up, and it just stuck by. Conrad is also the one that found her, unconcious in a strange alley, far away from any main cities. Her face was slit in half, and her body cut at random parts, deep, gushing with blood. She was picked up by the man, brought the the clinic and sewn back together. She was later on trained together with Tila by the administrator, until she became official staff.
Conrad
Conrad Thorne was a known surgeon before taking over the clinic. His surgery was for practical reasons, until plastic surgery was introduced. He was a rather popular doctor, until his patients got botched or accidentally passed away. He got a thrill out of ruining people's lifes, until one of the patients wanted revenge. She brought her revolver and shot him right in his heart, that's when he first saw the clinic Schadenfreude.
He was nursed back to health and realized how wrong it was that he did. The man decided that his new life goal was to save as many lifes as he could. He worked at the clinic for a couple of years until the administrator moved on and made mr. Thorne the new owner. He has run the clinic ever since, hiring and training new employees and saving whoever he can.